Something Tedheads found on the web one day...
It's really easy. I've watched Asian dramas my entire life, and I've finally realized, it's SO easy to date someone hot, for example a celebrity. So here we go. At least ONE of these methods WILL DEFINITELY work, it's worked in all the dramas, so it must work in real life too.
* walk up to your celebrity and slap him in the face. act like it was a complete mistake. he'll fall in love with you after that.
* walk up to your celebrity and punch him in the face, and tell him what an ass he is. he'll fall in love with you.
* start shit with your celebrity on the bus, in the market, at work, anywhere...eventually he'll fall in love with you.
* just take off your glasses and put on a pretty dress. he'll realize how hot you are.
* get a job working for the group your celebrity is in...eventually at LEAST 2 of them will fall in love with you.
* get cancer or some disease that is going to kill you in the next month or two. he will fall in love with you before you die.
* if your parents are completely against you being with that celebrity...he'll fall in love with you eventually.
* start dating the rival of your celebrity...yea he'll fall in love with you with this one too.
* get drunk and treat him like shit, yup this one too.
* get surgery so you look like his dead girlfriend/sister/mother.
* get surgery so you look pretty.
* befriend someone that you think will become a celebrity in the future.
* just make your boyfriend become a celebrity.
* become a celebrity yourself.
it's not hard at all. :D
From: Arashi Vox
1 comment:
i think it's quite hard actually...
1. i can't bear to slap OR punch Joongie or Roy...
2. i can't treat them badly...
3. i dun wear glasses anymore after lasik... AND i ABHOR to wear dresses...
4. getting a job working for my fave celebs mean i need to migrate...
5. incurable diseases r not that easy to get or get rid of, as and when u want it... AND i dun wanna die so young...
6. i can't bring myself to like e rival of Roy or Joongie... DO they even have RIVALS at all? I mean they are so sweet...
7. i dun get drunk THAT easily... i am an alcoholic reincarnate... AND again i can't bear to treat them like shit...
8. surgery costs like A LOT OF $$$!!! But it's definitely something everyone wants to do...
9. befriending someone who might become a celebrity in future demands a lot of foresight in one... AND luck...
10. if i have a bf then i won't b trying to date them rite? that'll be two-timing!!!
but yes, i should be able to "boost" my bf, if i had one decently close to celebrity looking, to stardom... cos i know what fans like...
11. i never wanna be in e limelight... so no way to be a celebrity myself... i'll be in e backstage though... ha ha...
12. my mum is never completely against anything... so its quite difficult to make her completely against me being with Joongie or Roy... only maybe cos they r both younger than me... esp Joongie... ha ha...
*sign* reality sucks man...
Post a Comment